As you all might me fully "made" aware of the launch of Iphone 4s ( here S stands for Either Steve, Sachin or Shashank.... Matter is still pending in supreme court), It gives me great pleasure to write an article on a long pending topic, "Rajinkanth & Iphone" .
Oh, yes. you heard it right.
Reason: They both share many pros and no cons in common.
So why wait. lets proceed and check the top 11 similarities between the 2 majestic pieces ever seen on earth.
7) In Almost every movie, Rajni can do many things at the same time: chew gum, belt some, kill tom, and be awesome. The iPhone too can do many things (but not all at the same time) surf the web, watch a movie, listen to a song, and in the end, it can sometimes make a call too.
6) The Tamil-film Industry is in safe Hands of College drop-out Rajnikanth. The iPhone also was in the safe hands of college dropout Steve Jobs who has not known failure at all as a tech visionary. (Well, thats what TIME Magazine says)
5) Rajnikanth excites even non-Tamil film critics who wouldn’t know the difference between vaango and quango. The iPhone excites even non-techies who don’t know the difference between byte and by-two.
4) Rajnikanth comes with a style, amazingly packaged. iPhone is style wonderfully-packaged. The next Rajni starrer will be even bigger. The next fruit starrer will be even slimmer.
3) Though he is bigger, even Amitabh Bachchan has to acknowledge Rajni’s place in the sun. though it is mighter, even Microsoft has to acknowledge Apple’s place because of the iPhone.
2) Rajni is deeply spiritual often goes to the Himalayas to ponder the meaning of it all. Iphone too is deeply spiritual, You only need to download proper applications on spirituality.
1) Whatever jokes and jakes..... satires and tyres or sentiments and cholroments you throw on them, you cannot surpass them without throwing a glimpse . Maybe it rajni's huge life size poster on sathyam cinema or Iphones revolutionary looks, they will always fascinate the world.
As Shaw-Ruuck khan says...."You can love them or hate them but.. you can't ignore them”
Oh, yes. you heard it right.
Reason: They both share many pros and no cons in common.
So why wait. lets proceed and check the top 11 similarities between the 2 majestic pieces ever seen on earth.
11) Neither the producers of Rajnikanths' films nor the producers of the iPhone, need to pay a single paise for publicity. The newspapers and TV channels do brag it on their own. For free... free.....free.....!!!
10) Even before Robot or Endhiran was seen, it was decreed a hit (Sorry Ra.one.This aint same with you). Even before the iPhone 4s was released and used, it was declared a success. The hype is the KILLER, Which even the IIM-Trained MBA's cannot generate.
9) At nearly 1,000 rupees a ticket, a bit overpriced but former bus conductor Rajnikanth has a strange hold on even 50-year-olds ( I'm talking about First-day,first Show tickets). At nearly 500 dollars for a phone, a bit overpriced, but former universal serial bus conductor Steve Jobs had a strange hold on 50-year-olds and above.
8) The Sivaji fans queued up in the middle of the night, broke coconuts, did arati for the Second Coming on RealaseFridays. iPhone fans slept on the pavements in tents, sang newton songs & palyed dandiya ( Ringa-ringa roses, if the earlier one was cheap) in front of Apple stores for the Jesus Phone .
7) In Almost every movie, Rajni can do many things at the same time: chew gum, belt some, kill tom, and be awesome. The iPhone too can do many things (but not all at the same time) surf the web, watch a movie, listen to a song, and in the end, it can sometimes make a call too.
6) The Tamil-film Industry is in safe Hands of College drop-out Rajnikanth. The iPhone also was in the safe hands of college dropout Steve Jobs who has not known failure at all as a tech visionary. (Well, thats what TIME Magazine says)
5) Rajnikanth excites even non-Tamil film critics who wouldn’t know the difference between vaango and quango. The iPhone excites even non-techies who don’t know the difference between byte and by-two.
4) Rajnikanth comes with a style, amazingly packaged. iPhone is style wonderfully-packaged. The next Rajni starrer will be even bigger. The next fruit starrer will be even slimmer.
3) Though he is bigger, even Amitabh Bachchan has to acknowledge Rajni’s place in the sun. though it is mighter, even Microsoft has to acknowledge Apple’s place because of the iPhone.
2) Rajni is deeply spiritual often goes to the Himalayas to ponder the meaning of it all. Iphone too is deeply spiritual, You only need to download proper applications on spirituality.
1) Whatever jokes and jakes..... satires and tyres or sentiments and cholroments you throw on them, you cannot surpass them without throwing a glimpse . Maybe it rajni's huge life size poster on sathyam cinema or Iphones revolutionary looks, they will always fascinate the world.
As Shaw-Ruuck khan says...."You can love them or hate them but.. you can't ignore them”
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